[DID ZATANNA PUT YOU UP TO THIS JASON? Robin hmphs at the window noise and pulls the tripwire away from the alarm clock that was tied to it. No need to start an unnecessary ruckus over his bro. ]
Hey, call it whatever you want, Boy Wonder. [There's totally avoidance there, he knows how this works!!] I still don't see what the big deal is, though.
OH SNAP.SURPRISES
Hey.
Surprise threads are the best threads!
I heard you made out with Zatanna.
[No, she didn't put him up to it, but you knew he'd be listening, right?]
Especially when they go like this
It was during the experiment. We weren't ourselves.
Oh good I'm glad you agree. :')
Of course I do!
She thinks it was real.
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How do you know that? Maybe she just wanted to be sure things were okay.
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She wanted to give me a speech to inform me that it wasn't okay.
[HOW DOES ONE DEAL WITH GIRLS? IS THIS WHAT THEY'RE ALL LIKE?]
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[He actually doesn't know that for sure, but given Dick likes to spend a whole lot of time in here, he'd call it an educated guess.]
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Well, I don't know much about this stuff, but I mean, I think I'd feel pretty weird for kissing a friend or a teammate. Even if they are really cute.
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It's not her fault.
[also wait.]
You think she's cute?
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[Do you regret letting him in your apartment yet—]
You mean you don't?
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I don't look at teammates like that. [This is a lie because yes he does.]
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[He'd say that never really seemed to matter back home, but that's just cruel.]
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[DO THEY HAVE TO TALK ABOUT IT BEING A PRISON AGAIN?]
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[Of course, harassing Dick is literally the only reason Jason came over here so with that done, he turns back to the window.]
Anyway, you have fun with your work or whatever it is you do here.