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Obligatory "tell me where I'm going wrong with your favorite character" post♥

OMG YES IT'S ALL COMING BACK TO ME. For serious, everything I know about comics, I got from scans_daily... and yet I can still recognize everything you mentioned in that excellently depressing summary of Dick's life. WHICH IS THE ROBIN JOKER GETS TO KILL AGAIN, because oh god that was kind of horrifying.

I LOVE PUPPIES, SO YOU TOTALLY CAN \o/

Why thank you~ ♥ I shall probably upload moar shit and be all materialistic again, now that I actually have a reason to be.

xDD Here are your Robins in a nutshell:

Dick: YAY I LIVE IN A CIRCUS whoops dead parents. :( WOO NOW I'M RICH! AND STILL KIND OF IN A CIRCUS. But Batman is MEAN TO ME Imma move out and be Nightwing and have daddy issues forever.
Jason: I'M SO BADASS. IT'S THE 80S AND BADASSERY IS IN. I STEAL HUBCAPS OFF THE BATMOBILE. But oops the fans hate me and DC had a phone-in poll and readers decided I suck too much to live. So I'll stupidly go after the Joker all by myself, get beaten up a lot with a crowbar, and be left for Batman to find my smoldering corpse in the ruins of some recently-exploded shack in the desert.
Tim: I WAS THE NORMAL ONE AND THEN EVERYONE WENT CRAZY AROUND ME. Fuck you guys Imma chill with Superboy OH WAIT I CAN'T HE DIED TOO. I hate my life. :(
Stephanie: HEY. SUP. I GOT TO BE ROBIN FOR AN HOUR! I COUNT TOO!

I'm pretty sure Jason got over being dead, but I stopped paying attention sometime after Steph died. I think there's another new Robin happening now, but it gets more convoluted than I care to deal with. xD

YAY. IT'LL BE A CUTE PUPPY WITH A RIBBON LIKE IN THE END OF LADY AND THE TRAMP. OR THE BEGINNING. OR. SOMETHING.

xDD No man don't bother. Poupee has gotten fully RIDICULOUS with all the new renovations. I think there's a cap on how many times you can upload for ribbons -- it used to be ten but now it's like two or something? And the jewel system has already proven that nobody will be able to access good-looking fashions without paying real-person money. xD And fuck that. And the market's dead and it's all very frustrating and yet I still dress up. Siiiigh I need a real life. xD

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