teenwonder | ᴙ 06 [Action/Written]

[Missions are stupid. They're harrowing and dangerous and only ever give volunteers a glimpse into the world outside the Luceti compound. And Robin's spent a month working in one, providing services for evil people and feeling dirty the entire time.

So naturally there's an experiment when he gets back. Because of course there's an experiment. It's hard to research current events with all the chaos happening everywhere, leaving Robin feeling painfully uninformed in terms of his usual ~~stalking~~ accuracy.

It's customary for Robin to filter things when he uses the journal. It's a tool of their captors, and important to keep as low of a profile as possible when utilizing its services. The problem he hasn't quite realized yet is that the journal has helpfully autocorrected the spelling in his proper names, effectively breaking the filters and leaving his messages open for all to see. It's annoying and something he's having difficulty fixing. How nice to be back in Luceti.]

[(Broken) filter to Aang]
Sorry for cleaving without notice. Hack now. We can lick up your training when you're ready.

[(Broken) filter to Cyborg]
Hey Cubist,
Seems lime you're here. Don't bitter looking for me. Ill be around.

[....Okay, that didn't go well at all. He'll huff and try to make a beeline for Community House 5 instead, sidestepping the chaos overtaking most of town. He might get sidetracked through someone's garden or by colliding into an exceptionally frantic person-running-late, but eventually he'll make it back to his apartment.

He might make a few door-related missteps though. Apologies if he's stepped into your bathroom or out of your bedroom closet.]

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

Well, thanks for not letting it shoot me. I'd rather not pass out or die horribly on your carpet.

[He doesn't handle tranquilizers very well, okay.]

I have ways to take care of dead weight. [He will neither confirm nor deny that 'die horribly' bit.]

You didn't want anything, did you? [His shoulder-Alfred would ground him forever if he didn't make some attempt to be a decent host. It helps that there aren't many things Billy can mess up by standing in the trap-heavy part of the apartment. ]

[Wow, Robin, if he hadn't read like a million Batman comics he would've been worried by a comment like that.]

Uh... no, not really. Actually, I should probably head back while my magic's still working... not that I'm not grateful for the offer.

[As much as he'd love to stay and fanboy and pick at Robin's brain, maybe get to know him- hello, it's Robin. There's no way in hell that's going to happen.

Still, it's nice to dream.]

[Batman comics are full of dirty secrets that have no business being true.]

If you feel like it. [He hopes Billy doesn't start thinking he's welcome to borrow sugar or whatever.]

And. Thanks for the help back. You saved me a ton of time.

[He might try to borrow some batarangs would that be okay.]

Well... hey. Just trying to be a good neighbour, I guess.

[He pauses a moment, looking unsure and ponderous for a moment, then shrugs his shoulders and grins.]

Besides, I've always wanted to meet you.

[HE COULDN'T HELP IT, OKAY. But with a flash of blue light he's gone before Robin can do anything.]

ᴙ 06 [Action/Written]

[action]

[action] THIS WAS NOT HERE BEFORE I SWEAR. YOU AND YOUR BLACK MAGIC.

[action] WOW ROOD

[action] YES YOU ARE. :|

[action] I DIDN'T DO ANYTHIIIING